So you want to have Dinner at my place do you? Sure, come on over! We've got a wealth of entertainment, good food, great songs and crazy antics. We have the magnificent Callum, who can steal a spoon with a single swipe. He won't get the food in his mouth, but you'll see all the colours of the rainbow spread over his high chair. He'll even smile at you whilst throwing food in your face!

Then there's the magical and mystical Aidan. A boy who can look through eyelids closed, and still start conversations that go nowhere. He too, can spread all the colours of a culinary delight over the table and onto the floor. Note that despite the presence of a fork, that fingers are the main utensil for placing food into his speak hole! He's also not one to let life go by without a cheesy smile, just watch out for those pieces that get caught in the teeth.

Introducing Ethan as boy wonder. The boy who selectively eats what's on his plate, with a predilection for corn smothered in butter. His other favourite topping is tomato sauce (or ketchup for those of you not in the know). He knows enough to pick the food from his teeth before he offers you his smile.

Last but not least, we have the Ringmaster. The master of her domain. The Ay-A-Toll-Ah of Rock-and-Rolla. Well, the Culinary Queen who keeps the circus confined to the table. Ta Da!


Ciao for Now, I can't match that Angry Dad.