The Ghost Who Walks (with little steps)

The Phantom is known as The Ghost Who Walks. We have our own little phantom at our place. He doesn't quite get around in the skin tight purple suit, and also doesn't have a mask, but his ghost can be seen passing like a silvery blur at the most inopportune times.

Take having a shower for example. In our ensuite, we have a shower and toilet. The toilet has a toilet roll holder. The toilet roll holder houses the toilet paper. Whilst showering, you sometimes see the Ghost Who Walks With Little Steps shimmer past the frosted glass of the shower screen. You then see him disappear, a white flowing cape following on behind him. It seems to go on for miles. Or perhaps just for 500 odd sheets. Having to clean it up gives me the sheets.

That's not the only ghostly apparition Callum leaves behind. There's always the mystery of who upturned the clothes basket? Who left the fridge open to make the milk go a beautiful stench of green? Who keeps the sliding doors open to outside to let in the flies? and Who keeps tipping the outside potted plants on their end, and leaving muddy footprints everywhere? If only the skull mark was left on the culprit.

Ciao for Now, Help Us Mr Walker Angry Dad.