Cruisin' and Causin' Havoc

Callum is now getting about with his Power Crawl and his new Cruisin' capabilities. Although he isn't walking just yet, he is now getting about quickly enough that you have to keep an eye on almost everything he does. Here's a partial list of mischief he is into.

1. A personal favourite, the toilet. He puts his hands in the toilet and splashes the water around.
2. More toilet humour. He unspools any toilet paper on the roll. We have 3 toilets. He does it to every one. I'll be wiping my arse with unspooled paper for a month.
3. He tries to crawl into the Dishwasher. Any time he hears it open, if he's at the other end of the house, swoosh and he's there trying to get in.
4. The bathroom door must be locked. He cruises along the bath saying "huh" (as in, I want to get in)
5. Computer cables. All computer cables are to be pulled out from their sockets. Oh, did I say pulled, I mean yanked.
6. No ironing. Iron gets yanked from the ironing board. Will cry when hit by falling iron... well, I reckon he'd cry.
7. The Bin and the Broom are not play things. The Broom does make a lovely banging sound when smacked against the bin. The inside bin should be emptied into the outside bin, not on the floor. Enough said.
8. Its fun to crawl all through the house when you've poo'd your nappy. Isn't it? Mum and Dad will clean it up.
9. The dog exists only so he can pull its hair and play with its dog bowl. Oh, and to eat his poo.
10. Dirt is made to be eaten. Any outside venture must include this culinary delight.

Can't wait until he starts walking. And I'm complaining now.... *sigh*

Ciao for Now, Forever Chasing Angry Dad.